WTF Wednesdays : The top 5 largest fake breasts in the world

I’m not going to lie, I love boobs. Real ones, fake ones, I am a guy, therefore it’s all good. But as with all good things, it’s possible to have too much. Way WAY too much. So here are our top 5 examples of what happens when boob jobs go bad, or supersized you decide. Welcome to WTF Wednesdays.

1. Maxi Mounds

At the time of writing, Maxi Mounds (born Jenna Curlington) officially has the world’s largest breast implants.

I’ve got to say though, she doesn’t look as big as some of the other girls on our list, which given the size of her boobs is a ridiculous thing to be able to say. 

Still, Maxi is by far the tallest lady on our list at 6 feet tall. So maybe it’s a perspective thing.

Rather than the usual bags filled with saline solution, Maxi, has (the now illegal) polypropylene string breast implants, which irritate the breast tissue, causing her breasts to grow continuously as they fill with fluid.

Each breast weighs 9kg (20lbs) and is bigger than her head. In fact, it’s probably safe to say that they’re bigger than your head as well.

2. Beshine

Beshine currently holds the title of “Biggest breasts in Europe” and though she started her boob od(d)yssey as a humble B cup, she’s now a mind boggling Z-cup, thanks to expander implants which she refills as regularly as she can.

Beshine says that she doesn’t suffer from backache due to a strict program of back strengthening but does struggle to find clothes that fit and, unsurprisingly, can no longer sleep on her stomach, though apparently lying on her back or side is still possible.

About her enormous breasts Beshine says “What can I say? I cannot hide it, and I will not hide it. I attract attention. I’m just different. Sometimes you hear a wonder, a giggle, or just starring (sic). There are also people who are intolerant, but opinions and tastes are different. It would be boring if everyone were the same.”

3. Chelsea Charms

Like Maxi above, Chelsea Charms has polypropylene string breast implants which grow continuously as they fill with fluid. However on her diminutive 5 foot 3 inch frame they appear even bigger than Maxi’s.

According to her website, each breast weighs around 12 kg (26lbs) and has a volume of around 10 litres! She also claims to wear a 153XXX bra (anyone who actually understands how cup size calculations work will be as confused as me about this one).

Though like all of these women, Chelsea has to endure undesirable attention in public, she claims she wouldn’t have her body any other way, “I am not ashamed of my body; it’s a work of art. Itsy and Bitsy (her nicknames for her breasts) are my biggest assets.

4. Keisha Evans

Keisha’s breast augmentation journey began when her already large DD breasts grew and then shrank in a short space of time leaving her with excess sagging skin. She went to a doctor who agreed to give her implants to fill out her breasts again.

Since then, Keisha set up a website which she runs and manages herself and asked the public for donations to pay for bigger and bigger breasts. They obliged.

Keisha doesn’t have a bra size listed on her website as she can’t calculate it! “My rib cage measures 26 inches around (66cm) while my actual breast meat measures 56.5 inches around (143.5cm). This leaves a 30.5 inch difference (77.5cm). You then have to add the obligatory 4 to 6 inches to get your band size. Then for each inch difference between the band size and your breast size you use one letter of the alphabet. However since there are only 26 letters in the alphabet, I have no idea”

5. Minka

With her 52KKK cup size, Minka is the largest breasted asian woman in the world and has made appearances in many mainstream TV shows and films in addition to her adult work.

Minka originally travelled to the United States from her home in South Korea to become a tennis coach, but failed to get her tennis teaching license due to the language barrier.

Still a keen tennis player despite the difficulties her figure must bring, Minka and her team won the 2009 USTA National Championship in female amateur 4.5 tennis doubles held in Las Vegas. In fact you can still book tennis lessons with her through her website!

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