You know what? It’s easy being sceptical. I mean, any idiot can look at this video of Khemmikka Na Songkhla, a beautician from Bangkok who claims that she can make people beautiful and busty by slapping them, and say “Pff, that’s just a load of crap”. But you know what? I’m better than that. No, wait, no…I’m not.

The “system” which comprises body slapping, face slapping, breast slapping and buttock slapping, has been approved by Thailand’s government, but even more surprisingly, Khemmikka has managed to find enough people desperate/gullible enough to actually pay for her services, that she’s been practising for two decades. Even more surprising, she’s even managed to find people willing to pay for a training course in this nonsense!

If you want to sign up (and why wouldn’t you?), the body slapping course costs 10 million baht (£211,103 / $325,100), the breast slapping course is a mere 8 million baht (£168,883 / $260,080) and face slapping is a snip at only 5 million baht (£105,551 / $162,550). Apparently Khemmikka has received over 40 applications but has so far only accepted 4 so far and has limited the number of spaces to 10.

Khemmikka claims that the courses are so expensive because the valuable knowledge she passes on is a heritage from her grandmother. Personally? I think she needs the money to cover the cost of all that make-up she wears, that or whatever she uses to cover the stench of her bulls***..

Source : Gizmodo