We’ve all been there…in fact, most of us are probably there right now. The post-Christmas binge slump. And as you stare down at your poor abused belly, your thoughts are probably turning to exercise. Right?

Well, you’re in luck, because there’s still time to enter yourself into one of this year’s Spartan Races. After all, if a minimum 3 mile slog through mud, rivers, fire, and various other torture methods doen’t burn off a few pounds, frankly nothing will.

I want to be clear. All of these people are completely out of their minds. But GOD DAMN I’m pumped after watching this…